Of course, Pinot's birth was very successful! His parents say that Pinot was born with a pencil behind his ear, ready to start solving math problems. Penguins have long been admired for their ability to think in highly abstract terms.
Once, we gave Pinot a sweater, but he never wears it. He gave it to Chicken, who is always cold. Since they became friends, Pinot has become vegetarian, though occasionally he eats a little bit of fish.
Pinot's current research projects are: an exploration of the expanding universe; the chemistry of water; and the origins of zero. He is also perfecting a recipe for Pinot's Pinut Butter Sandwich, because his dad asked him to.
